AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
this is the best post on this website

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
Anonymous asked:
can you like stfu
call your dick rotisserie chicken the way i eat the skin first
maybe tumblr isnt for me
im crying lmao
hes waiting by the microwave
WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE
NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE















